{ A Pit of Ruin: Avoiding the Infamous Masterson's Watering Hole in Moonee Ponds at Any Thinkable Risk
Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predators and Neglect, Drenched in Despair
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it staggers belief. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund an insidious hangout of paedophile’s.
This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is managed by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in destroying lives, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.
His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both amusing and unnerving. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Living with his mother is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems content in standing idly by while serving customers and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an atmosphere so poisonous, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a nightmare, featuring backed-up plumbing and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a another post dive; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in ruining lives, whether through their abusive conduct or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing additional reading himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and save yourself the regret.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go any other establishment.
If you want to experience the disgust of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
You’ve been warned!